And this is one I wrote in response to the one my sis wrote (I know, I also need to get a life) lol


All nice and secure inside my mummy
Then all of a sudden comes the rumbling of her tummy
I feel myself being pushed along
Now feel in a place where I don’t belong

Through narrow passages and tubes so tight
Something here just don’t feel right
More speedily now my travels appear
The end is in site I feel it so near

The grunts and groans that leave her lips
As I follow the course with all its dips
Now a light appears at the end of the tunnel
But what is this it looks like a funnel

I find myself being expelled at speed
My mummy has done the dirty deed
Down I splash, the water is cold
Now where do I go, I was never told

The tissue falls on top of me
All I know, is I have to break free
That bend is now looking so inviting
So I swim for that, this is so exciting

Without even a wave, I dive and now gone
Not even a letter to say dear John
I am off to a place much nicer and newer
In the brochure I think they called it the sewer